If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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