Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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