Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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