Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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