my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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