brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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