He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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