What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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