that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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