Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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