if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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