..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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