we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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