i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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