MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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