North Korea, Best Korea!
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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