And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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