Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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