in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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