My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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