my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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