Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
