Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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