I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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