I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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