She is in my trunk
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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