I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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