WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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