i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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