Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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