Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
babies were throwing up all over the place
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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