i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I am one with the molecules
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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