he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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