Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
