so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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