no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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