I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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