The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
it was like having sex with a tree stump
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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