I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I don't deserve a penis
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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