wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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