Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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