My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I DEMAND FORESKIN
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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