We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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