TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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