Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
This baby is an asshole
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
