There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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