kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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