hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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