I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
