508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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