I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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