i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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