She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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